Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. PRODUCT SPECS: 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Sriracha-style cap allows for precision application and was the only cap we could source 3.4 oz. travel size allows you to bring your best scent to Seneca Falls Bonus: no loofah required Size: 3.4 oz *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.